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Brian broke up with me.
THE BARTENDER?
Mixologist. He prefers to be called a mixologist.
SO … BARTENDER.
Yeah. Sorry. I guess I don’t ever have to use that word again. My bartender boyfriend left me for some other girl.
WELL THEN HE’S AN IDIOT, AND A CHEATER.
Infidelitist.
… WHAT?
Oh my god that cheating asshole.
OH YEAH. THAT’S DEFINITELY STREP.
RIGHT BEFORE YOUR RECITAL TOO. WHAT PISS POOR TIMING.